From the mosquito net top-half to the horrid looking skirt and train. This is a look that could get a stylist excommunicated.
What happened to our dear ole' Cameron?
This gown is needlessly complicated. The already modestly bosomed Diaz looks positively stifled in the chest area by this horridly pink gown. The creased fabric and the gathered bow at the back make it look as though the poor starlet had been through some sort of ordeal before her arrival.
This disaster of a look is then topped off by a half-blonde, half-brunette hairdo. We strongly suggest Diaz pursue legal action against her stylists.
Wearing fabric our aunties wouldn't even use as curtains, J. Lo turned heads for all the wrong reasons.
Everything about this gown is wrong. From the toilet-seat shaped neckline to the front-side train, that could only serve to trip-up the wearer, this gown was a disaster.
The once chic and well put together Lopez has taken a turn for the worst in recent years. This look though, takes the cake.
It is very hard to mess up a dark blue suit. But apparently not hard enough, as Mentalist star Simon Baker managed to do it smashingly well. Let's run through his list of offenses, shall we.
First off there's the terrible fit. Is it too much to ask that a star, with designers throwing free wares at him, take the time to pick the one garment that fits properly? It never serves a paparazzi magnet well to be swimming in his suit jacket at an award show. There's enough room in there for a small Turkish family.
Baker also manages to get it wrong with the tie, which is disproportionately thin and not properly matched to the rest of his suit.
The worst crime however, is that atrocious velvet piping on the lapels of his ill-fitting jacket.
What was he (and/or his stylist) thinking?
I guess Maggie didn't read our Coco Lee critique. Blue leopard doesn't work on a red carpet! Aside from that there's the positively Flintstone cut to this dress. It needs to go back into Wilma's closet.
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